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The Projects Page.

Completed Projects
The Midnight Snack
A	A film made in only 24 hours as a test of the cameras manual settings. Terrific fun to make such a tasty addition to the films. This is dedicated to all you hungry insomniacs out there!!!
2007: Alien Invasion
A	A project that we made for an online film challenge. Although the project was never fully realised it was of quite high quality. Slightly dated now but here's the pitch. It is the distant future and celebrities of the time reminisce about the Alien Invasion of 2007.

Jam & Crackers

Film Progress: Final stages of Post-Production

Starring: Troy Watkins, Keira Heil.

Jam and Crackers was supposed to be a short film for an upcoming festival however the film was unsuccessful in it's entry and turned out to be much longer than anticipated.

This is a 50 minute sc-fi black comedy about two scientists who create a Time-Machine alone and attempt to launch it.

The film was terrific to make and we spent a lot of late nights and early mornings adding to it. At the moment I am having problems compiling it to DVD but once that is done and my fabulously patient cast and crew have seen it I will put it up as a downloadable file.

Hot Dogs Die In Cars
A	The Rule states do not work with young children or animals! However this short but brutally snappy sketch was quite fun to do! Big shout out to my dog Buster for his amazing acting talent!

The Geeks Stepani: What Does One Pause For Music Video
A	Our first attempt at a music video. We transposed the words to Gwen Stefani's, "Whatcha' Waiting For" with more wordy and intelligent lyrics as provide by our trusty frined the Oxford English Dictionary and a Thesaurus! Great fun to make, great fun to watch, enjoy!

Upcoming Projects

God Big Brother (Web-Series)

Film Progress: Post-Production

God Big Brother is our first attempt at a comedy series. This was 6 ten minute episodes about Gods from different mythological backgrounds converging on one house.

Filmed constantly over one weekend the film was a bit of a mission to make. 48 Hours and 12 DV Tapes Later we had got the thing shot to a pretty good standard.

Editing is going to be a lot of a hoe though so we are going to get down to it after our GCSE Mocks.

The Three Kings Project

Film Progress: Pre Production.

Our latest Christmas Special!

It's been in the pipeline since a late night editing session a long time ago. The idea spawned from a very poor early morning joke of repeatedly suggesting "We Three Kings" as background music for one of our sketches.

Also we attempted to make a Blair witch parody a very, very long time ago and it was a great laugh! (I found the tape recently... It was a big chunky bastard tape from a big chunky bastard camera but it was quite funny) It will hopefully be up before Christmas!!! In the face of Mock Exams it will be made!!!

Razinator: The Movie!

Film Progress: Pre Production.

A while back some school-friends of mine called Raza Butt and Andrew Serhan made a funky little movie on their camera phones about a robot of similar style to that of a previously encountered sci-fi epic robot thing. They called it the Razinator!

Although the quality isn't great the humour is my sort of thing and I thought the idea would be great to develop and have a laugh with. It just seems like a brilliant opportunity to play around with an action trailer without taking ourselves to seriously! Shooting starts soon...

Scarlet

Film Progress: Pre-Production

Starring: ???

Currently in very very early stages of conception. It is still barely an embryo in the womb of creativity. A script has been written and a story laid out. The whole thing is currently in redrafts.

We hope to film this after our GCSE Exams when we will have a lot of time on our hands.

The film is about insanity, murder and lust. All in all the workings of a great film.